At Hijinx & Shenanigans, we don’t casually raise puppies.

We curate events.

We create legends.

We summon four-legged tornadoes wrapped in glamour and self-importance.

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And thus, ANNIE emerged — stage left, probably with a spotlight she turned on herself.

This is the debut litter from a pairing so impeccably matched it borders on suspicious. Truly, if destiny and vanity had a child together, it would look exactly like this:

Don’t Rain On My Parade — “Zoe” A conformation glamazon whose confidence could power a small city. Her natural gait says, “Move, peasants,” and people do.

KC Ch Lookout Seven Shades of the Northern Lights — “Polar” A black-and-white aristocrat carved out of championship marble. The kind of dog who wakes up photogenic without even trying. Frankly, it’s rude.

And then…there’s ANNIE. A tiny, glossy, two-month-old production of pure chaos and excellence, convinced the world has been waiting for her — and to be fair, it sort of has.

Her breeders, Colin Levi of the illustrious H&S Hijinx & Shenanigans Lineage Program and Lisa Monk of the ever-iconic Snocolyak Kennels, joined forces for the very first time—a historic moment, truly—to produce this litter. Some would call it a collaboration. Annie insists this is when the Border Collie universe finally aligned itself around her greatness.

Swathed in a midnight-black coat carved open by white markings that look less like genetics and more like prophetic symbols, Annie doesn’t enter a space so much as erupt into it. She arrives like a high-fashion natural disaster — part runway finale, part divine omen — leaving velvet ropes no choice but to hurl themselves aside in blind panic, desperate to avoid becoming collateral damage in her ascent.

She doesn’t walk. She doesn’t trot. She claims territory, eyes blazing with the unhinged confidence of a creature who knows the universe has already agreed to her terms. And the most spine-tingling part? Everything — doors, barriers, logic, physics — obeys her.  Every. Single. Time.

She trains for conformation with the energy of a wildly talented but emotionally high-maintenance starlet. One moment she’s stacking like she’s headlining Westminster; the next, she’s flinging herself into a diva spiral because a kibble was two millimeters smaller than the one before it.

Agility? She read the pamphlet, rolled her eyes, and set it on fire. Tunnels are for dogs with humility. Jumps are for athletes. Annie is neither. Annie is art.

Born to Shine. Bred for Greatness. Built for Shenanigans. She combines Zoe’s glitz with Polar’s elegance, plus her own personal brand of chaos that no one authorized but everyone admires.

So, prepare yourselves — ANNIE isn’t here to participate. She’s here to dominate, reinvent, upstage, and possibly redecorate.

 

This is Hijinx.

This is Shenanigans.

This is ANNIE—

Daring, dazzling, distinctly iconic,and absolutely just getting started.